Greetings and happy holidays! It's that time of year where polar bears break out from the closet of our collective thoughts to bring us tidings of sugary soft drinks. What? They're drowning you say? Shhh, you're killing the merry mood! Let us all just enjoy the 70 degree weather, tornados, and blizzards shuffled randomly throughout the country while we argue with relatives on the merits of banning people different than us. Wait. Don't think about that. Look at the shiny lights, what new widget did you receive this year, and isn't this bear in lederhosen just the cutest?!
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